May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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