At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You pole danced in your parka.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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