I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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