: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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