his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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