Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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