I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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