i can't believe i had my finger in that
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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