I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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