I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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