How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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