kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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