Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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