I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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