K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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