Christians are straight up FREAKS
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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