have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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