If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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