why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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