Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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