And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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