On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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