But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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