do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
