I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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