There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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