do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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