been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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