It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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