hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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