i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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