Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Let's get the cat blown out
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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