so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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