Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
where are you?
Hypothermia
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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