im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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