Sponge bath it is.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
God I need to hump something, right now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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