"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
