Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
