I didn't shave. On purpose
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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