with your own penis?
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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