I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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