All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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