We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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