Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
wow bdsm is so cute
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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