Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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