..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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