Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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