at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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