I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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