So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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