things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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