Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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