He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He did a backflip because drugs
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