My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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