is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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