just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Green mimosas i think yes
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My day in three words: secret purse cake
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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